Tokyo-Based Designer Creates ‘Thong Jeans’ And We’re Openly Weeping

Ladies and gentlemen, these are “thong jeans.”

Thong jeans now exist so let’s officially get the apocalypse rolling http://pic.twitter.com/V9y5eA5LsQ

— Oksana Vig (@OksanaVig) October 19, 2017

No, this is not a joke, they are real.

Thinking a crafting session is in order! I’ve been looking for a new going out out, outfit #thongjeans http://pic.twitter.com/IaQvtu5DfL

— Suzie Sparkles (@SuzieSparklesDJ) October 19, 2017

They debuted on the runway at Amazon Fashion Week Tokyo by Thibaut, a Tokyo-based designer.

My friends: “It’s going to be chill, just wear something super casual.”
Me: *shows up in my thong jeans* https://t.co/AL9EhXa8SD

— Lauren Alexis Fisher (@LaurenAlexis) October 18, 2017

The jeans are basically just regular jeans with the seams sewn together without any of the fabric.

Thong jeans exist now and wasn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse? https://t.co/oyEnWC8HV5 http://pic.twitter.com/DfGlYzFpMY

— Sangam Angre (@sangamangre) October 19, 2017

This Japanese designer wants you to wear thong jeans https://t.co/9jKKvHL67O http://pic.twitter.com/D9kC4T94dj

— Yahoo Style UK (@YahooStyleUK) October 19, 2017

And Twitter has some thoughts about it.

No. https://t.co/Dmdnd1eDXK

— Bell (@Desert_Bell) October 19, 2017

I won’t even wear thong underwear. There’s no easy I’m wearing thong jeans.

— Scary Dragon (@Faerie_Dragon) October 19, 2017

Would you wear ‘THONG jeans’? Bizarre designer denim trend puts your entire bum on display#denim #jeans

— July Matters (@july_matters) October 19, 2017

Wow just wow it looks like they said forget the jeans let’s make Them as Thong Jeans instead and let other people see each other’s butts

— Marissa hall (@resanad) October 19, 2017