Sharizat and Jibby

Shahrizat and Najib arrived at Gemas in their plain baju and slippers, like most kampung people wear, stopped at the National Feedlot Centre (NFC) to pick up a nice-looking cow to give it to the kampung folks.

They made a stop at a nice old country kedai kopi in Gemas town to show how much admiration and respect they have for the hard working people living there. With the cow in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the counter to order some kueh and coffee.

The kedai kopi owner took a step back and said...

"Hey! Aren't you Najib and Shahrizat?"

"Yes we are!!!" said the excited Shahrizat "And what a lovely town you have here. We were visiting the NFC and Jibby here suggested we stop and take in some local colour."

They ordered a round of teh tarik for the whole shop and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen. A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the cow, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the cow, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the shop.

For the next hour, a dozen farmers came in, lifted the cow's tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Shahrizat asked, "Why did all those old farmers come in and look under the cow's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"No No" said the kedai kopi owner "Someone's out there running around town claiming there's a cow in here with two assholes!!!"

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